HAH GOOD LUCK I'M A GHOST ASSHOLE.
---8). This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Shame, you were pretty cool. Guess you have to die now.
---9). This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Asshole I told you to stop trying to eat my dreams
---10). This Pokemon punched your mom
With what arms? Oh well I guess it doesn't matter since it won't be alive much longer.
---11). This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
You don't even have feet what good would they do you?
---12). This Pokemon died by your hands
As you can see, my threats are not idle.
---13). This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Hell yes lamprey buddy for life
---14). This Pokemon is your loving pet
Maybe now Darkrai will stop stealing my damn cheesecake
---15). This Pokemon is your dentist
oh good, the grenade is my dentist
---16). This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
If only I could get away with murder as easily as these guys...
---17). This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your house
Oh good. an infestation of metal ants. we're moving again