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I can live with this
2). This Pokemon is your boss, who you need to impress for a promotion
shouldn't be too hard to impress this guy
3). This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
Oh god just don't break everything
4). This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
HAH GOOD LUCK I'M A GHOST ASSHOLE.
5). This Pokemon is your boyfriend
6). This Pokemon is your ex
7). This Pokemon stalks you at every waking moment
8). This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Shame, you were pretty cool. Guess you have to die now.
9). This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Asshole I told you to stop trying to eat my dreams
10). This Pokemon punched your mom
With what arms? Oh well I guess it doesn't matter since it won't be alive much longer.
11). This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
You don't even have feet what good would they do you?
12). This Pokemon died by your hands
As you can see, my threats are not idle.
13). This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
Hell yes lamprey buddy for life
14). This Pokemon is your loving pet
Maybe now Darkrai will stop stealing my damn cheesecake
15). This Pokemon is your dentist
oh good, the grenade is my dentist
16). This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
If only I could get away with murder as easily as these guys...
17). This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your house
Oh good. an infestation of metal ants. we're moving again